Another Another Silly Story One

Another Another Silly Story One

I have a confession. I have a huge secret. Remember when Boris hugged me. The second time. Well something happened. I became a god.

“Oh No Boris you better not do this.”

“Me and want to roll around with you with note.”

It was too late I was already gone. Now the question was where I was. I was touching the czar's limo and the czar's private jet at the time of my fall and they went with me back to wherever it was. I was falling, falling faster and faster every second and I was over a great desert with small villages around. I crashed into the ground. The airbag protected me. But I hit my groin on the steering wheel and was unable to walk.

“Ooga booga snooba” said a Chubby Man with a Stick.

“Lo lo lo lo lo lo” said a bunch of men.

“Yada yada yada” I said.

If my calculations were right then I would return my own time in approximately two months. Meanwhile I was in at the dawn of civilization and I had a limo. I would have to teach these tribespeople English.

“Rock” I said pointing at a rock

“Roack” they said

“Leader” I said towards me

“Lewder” They said

“Chubby” I said to the stick man.

“Chobani” They said.

A week later they had learned.

“WORSHIP” I yelled. They bowed

<p style="line-height:200%">“WORSHIP” I said louder. They bowed.

<p style="line-height:200%">I was a god to them.