Czar

The Czar is the leader of Soviet Russia. He has absolute power through Communism. The Czars are chosen through preference. After one Czar dies, his best friend is appointed. Nikola Medvedev was thrown out for being a Republican, a democratic party in the United States. They didn't like him complaining about the debt. They were all wrong. The position of Czar is fraught with "accidents", by which we mean assassinations. The Romanovs were the progenitors of the modern system. They were from pre-Patriarch times. The Czar system is the precursor of modern Communism. The Tsar is the Vedevdem equivalent of the Czar.

Timeline
1800 - Dmitry Stallen and the other PRICKME members create the position of post-Romanov Czar, which Stallen takes on.

1803 - Stallen dies; Boris Kito becomes Czar.

1825 - Kito is crushed under a bus; Lintdor Truffle becomes Czar.

1860 - Truffle dies from an overdose of chocolate shoved down his throat; Dmitry Alo becomes Czar.

1882 - Alo killed by an "accident"; Ivan the Dead by Nikola's Hand: becomes Czar.

1899 - Ivan the Dead by Nikola's Hand dies by Nikola's hand; Nikola becomes Czar.

1902 - Boris is the Czar for a day. Known as The Dark Day of Boris.

1914 (March) - Nikola is kicked out in cue; Heteric becomes Czar.

1914 (October)- The Loch Ness Monster eats Heteric; Nikola becomes Czar again.

1915 - Nikola is out in cue again; Lenny becomes Czar.

1916 - Lenny out in Russian revolution. He was the last official Czar.

1948 - Peter takes Russia for a week and becomes Czar.

1948 - Lenny retakes Russia.

1970 - Lenny dies.

1971 - Vladimr becomes Czar.

1978 - Tsavo becomes Czar.

1983 - Tsavo goes to America and dies.