Another Another Silly Story Two

Another Another Silly Story Two
I  have a confession. I have a huge secret; Telling these stories is boring. But I will continue.

So people worshiped me. They built me a temple. Inside, I hid several seeds. One was a map to Russia, one was a recipe for Vodka, and one was a design for a gold mine and a place to hide the gold. Then it happened,

I was walking when I stepped on Chubby Man with a Stick's foot. He roared and punched me. I fell down and yelled for my guards. They carted him to droppy bye bye cliff and prepared to drop him. As they did his wife screamed and hit me. Then is children began to throw rocks at me. Soon many people were throwing things at me. I pulled out a spare stun grenade and tossed it into the crowd. If they would not like me then they would fear me. My guards and I then moved them and dropped them into the mine. We would only let them out when they had gathered 100 bars worth of gold. They were never heard from again.

Later that evening, A crazed cow ran into my Fortress. The rider, Chubby man with a Stick. He had a boulder hoisted over his head and threw. I ducked and attacked with my blowgun. The dart hit him in the head. My guards ran in and tossed him into my fireplace to ensure that he was dead. I amped up my security and burned down the farm that that bull came from. Soon the subjects began to hate me even more. There was barely enough food for them with my extravagent feasts that I didn't even finish.

They rioted at my gate and threw fruit at my house. I ran to the safe room when they broke down the gate. Then, it got quiet. I heard a huge boom and ran outside. The citizens were staring at a collapsed shop. It looked like it had been hit with an asteroid. A figure walked out of the building. Boris.