Category:Czar

The Czar is the leader of Soviet Russia. He has absolute power through communism. The Czars are chosen through preference. After one Czar dies, his best friend is appointed. Nikola Medvedev was thrown out for being a Republican, a democratic party in the United States. They didn't like him complaining about the debt. They were all wrong. The position of czar is fraught with "accidents".

Timeline
1800 - Dmitry Stallen.

1803 - Stallen dies; Boris Kito becomes Czar.

1825 - Kito is crushed under a bus; Lindtor Truffle becomes Czar.

1860 - Truffle dies from an overdose of chocolate; Dmitry Alo becomes Czar.

1882 - Alo killed by an "accident"; Ivan the Dead by Nikola's Hand becomes Czar.

1899 - Ivan the Dead by Nikola's Hand dies by Nikola's hand; Nikola becomes Czar.

1902 - Boris is the Czar for a day. Known as The Dark Day of Boris.

1910 - Nikola is out in cue; Heteric becomes Czar.

1911 - The Loch Ness Monster eats Heteric; Nikola becomes Czar again.

1912 - Nikola is out in cue again; Lenny becomes Czar.